Allison Chains
a/s/l: 24/f/Sedaris Hall - A successful English major, Allison is the editor of the campus literature magazine: Pretension. She's president of the Vaguely Ethnic Student Alliance. Her GPA is higher than Hamilton at an Actor's Guild party. So why does Allison hang out with these people? I don't know, I suppose outcasts stick together. |
J. Scott Hamilton
a/s/l: 26/m/Jim Beam Trailer Park - Hamilton is not so much a character as much as he is pure id wrapped in denim. He goes where he wants, does who he wants and answers to no man. Hamilton is based on an actual person who in turn based his life mostly on Bender from The Breakfast Club. |
Mitsy Fitzsimmons
a/s/l: 22/f/Guanine Apartments - Mitsy was a sorority princess until she taunted the Pagan Student Alliance and they cursed her to become a nerd. Now she is the most dangerous thing of all: an ex-cheerleader with a genius-level I.Q. and an apartment full of dangerous chemicals. |
Pat Farrell
a/s/l: 24/m/Jim Beam Trailer Park - Pat is Hamilton's roommate in the trailer. He's a professional drinker, so do not try this at home. When you go on Safari, you take a professional guide and when you go out drinking you take Pat. Pat rarely talks, but when he does it's always something important. |
Curtis Russell
a/s/l: 24/m/Rodan Hall - Curtis' favorite past time is taking ordinary things and making them into stainless steel statues 15 feet tall. Curtis is sensitive, but he's also very rugged. During work on one project, it collapsed and took his left hand off. So he cast a new one out of iron and continued working. Is that rugged enough for you?
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