We Did Something Sports Related
Not win, of course. Our esteemed football team, the Sneaky Patriots, haven't won a game since we built the new million dollar indoor stadium with pleather seating and arm rests with cup holders. Money that probably should have gone to academics or the girl's track team, but such is hindsight.
No, our team was featured on ESPN's college football blooper reel no less than five times last week. Keep up the good work, boys, and maybe you'll make the all-time blooper record. If we can't win a trophy, at least we can be on TV. Look for another appearance next week, when our mascot, Arnie the Rat, broke all of his ribs after getting mowed down by a runaway golf-cart driven by Coach Anders. Hilarious! |
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